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樓主 Dravex
=古神碎碎念=

《德魯伊》

  • 【Mark of Y'Shaarj】亞煞拉懼印記
亞煞拉懼到此一遊。
Y'shaarj had three sons: Mark, Theodore, and Chris.
  • 【Feral Rage】狂野怒氣
老實說,其中一個選項比另一個狂野多了。
Let's be honest. One option is a lot ragier than the other.
  • 【Dark Arakkoa】黑暗阿拉卡
世上有各式各樣的阿拉卡,而這個阿拉卡是黑暗的。
There's a whole gradient of Arakkoa! This one is on the darker side.
  • 【Addled Grizzly】混亂灰熊
長期處於熊形態下的德魯伊特別容易受到古神洗腦,進入灰熊混亂的狀態。
Druids who spend too long in bear form are more susceptible to the whispers of the Old Gods.  Right now they are whispering the lyrics to "La Bamba".
  • 【Mire Keeper】沼地看守者
「嘿…這塊沼地你開價多少?」
「無價!這可是我看守的土地。」
"Hey.... Is that Mire for sale?"
  "No.  I'm keeping it."
  • 【Klaxxi Amber-Weaver】卡拉西編珀者
琥珀編織這門專業技藝要在當地的職業學校才學得到。
Amberweaving is a specialty course at the local trade school.
  • 【Forbidden Ancient】禁咒古樹
它在每片葉子下都藏了張爆爆博士,因此被當地的爐石聚會拒絕往來。
This Ancient was banned from the local tavern after tucking a 'Dr. Boom' up its sleeve.
  • 【Wisps of the Old Gods】古神幽光
和普通的幽光沒什麼不一樣,冠上「古神」只是一種行銷手法,和鄉土劇一樣。
They're just normal wisps, actually. The "Of the Old Gods" bit is just marketing.
  • 【Fandral Staghelm】范達爾‧鹿盔
動不動就是:「當年我種下世界之樹的時候…」拜託!別再老調重彈、只會提當年勇啦!
Always manages to mention "Back when I was creating the World Tree…" in EVERY conversation. Sheesh! Enough already.

《獵人》

  • 【On the Hunt】狩獵開始
沒打到鴨子的話,獒犬可是會笑你的。
The mastiff giggles if you don't hit any ducks.
  • 【Fiery Bat】熾炎蝙蝠
不怎麼討喜的動物,好像只有巫醫喜歡牠們。
He'll always be our first.
  • 【Carrion Grub】腐肉蟲
堅持下去,我任性的蟲子。
Carrion, my wayward grub.
  • 【Infest】感染
感染宿主,然後破胸而出的…野獸。
The best part is the look on their face when you jump out of the cake! Err… corpse.
  • 【Forlorn Stalker】獨行潛獵手
他會把快死的獵物留給你處置,因為他覺得這樣很酷。
He's going to leave the dying up to you, if that's cool.
  • 【Infested Wolf】感染的狼
只要用一點驅蟲藥就能復原了。
A little flea powder will fix that right up.
  • 【Call of the Wild】野性呼喚
「哈囉,米莎、里奧克和胡佛現在無法接聽電話,請在嗶聲後留言,我們會盡快與你聯絡。嗶。」
"Hello. Misha, Leokk and Huffer aren't here right now, but if you leave a message we'll get back to you right away." BEEP.
  • 【Giant Sand Worm】巨大沙蟲
牠被全艾澤拉斯的吃到飽餐廳列為黑名單。
Banned from every all-you-can-eat buffet on Azeroth.
  • 【Princess Huhuran】哈霍蘭公主
她的夢想是遇上一個王子,替他產下好幾千顆蛋,然後從此過著幸福快樂的日子。
She flitters around Ahn'Qiraj dreaming of the day she will meet a sweet prince, whom she can lay thousands of eggs with.

《法師》

  • 【Shatter】碎冰
剉冰店老闆最愛的招式。
What's cooler than being cool?
  • 【Twilight Flamecaller】暮光招炎者
記得要順便召喚肉片、香腸和土司麵包。嗯,好香啊!
Make sure you summon a Twilight Marshmallowcaller too! Mmmm Mmm Mmm!!
  • 【Faceless Summoner】無面者召喚師
他們從沒獲得應有的認可,一直覺得沒有臉見人。
They never get the recognition they deserve.
  • 【Cult Sorcerer】邪教巫士
不論我們講了幾次,她總是偷偷地拿東西去餵牌桌下的克蘇恩。
No matter how many times we tell her not to, she keeps feeding C'Thun scraps under the table.
  • 【Demented Frostcaller】瘋狂的喚霜者
他比較喜歡人家尊稱他為「喚霜師」。
He prefers that you refer to him by his nickname: 'Frostwaker.'
  • 【Servant of Yogg-Saron】尤格薩倫的僕從
尤格薩倫總是在抱怨僕人太少,畢竟可是有很多張嘴在等著吃飯啊!
Yogg-Saron always likes to complain about how he has too many servants and there are too many mouths to feed.
  • 【Forbidden Flame】禁咒之火
警告:僅容許持有古神侍僧執照者施放此火焰。
WARNING: This flame is not to be used unless you are a licensed acolyte of the Old Gods.
  • 【Cabalist's Tome】秘術師魔典
這裡面有什麼?說不定有魔法法力餅乾的食譜!
What's in there? I bet it's cookie recipes!
  • 【Anomalus】艾諾瑪路斯
其實全名是「艾諾諾諾諾瑪路斯」。
That's short for "Anomnomnomnomalus".

《聖騎士》

  • 【Divine Strength】神聖力量
每年總是會有聖騎士在西部荒野舉重大賽偷用這招,導致淘汰出局。
Every year a few paladins get disqualified from the Westfall weight lifting championship for using Divine Strength.
  • 【A Light in the Darkness】闇境明燈
千年暗室,一燈即明。
Wait, how can you have a light in the dark?  If you turn on a light while it’s dark, doesn’t that mean it’s no longer dark?
  • 【Stand Against Darkness】力抗黑暗
如果你真的打累了,也可以選擇力挺黑暗。
Or if you're too tired, you can just kind of lean against the darkness.
  • 【Selfless Hero】無私的英雄
「別擔心我…我會待在這裡…和這些觸手作伴…」
"Don't worry about me… I'll just be here... under these tentacles."
  • 【Rallying Blade】振奮之刃
具有多段變速功能,能去瘀活血,紓解痠痛。
As far as blades go, this one is pretty great in the motivation department.
  • 【Steward of Darkshire】夜色鎮管理員
聖盾大放送,想要的快來!
Turns out divine shields are way cheaper if you buy in bulk.
  • 【Forbidden Healing】禁咒治療
其實沒人知道禁止這招的理由是什麼,但發現這點之後似乎更讓人焦慮了。
No one's quite sure why it's forbidden. And yes, that should make you nervous.
  • 【Vilefin Inquisitor】邪鰭審判官
誰會想到現在要給邪鰭魚人審判了!
Nobody expects the Vilefin Inquisition!
  • 【Ragnaros, Lightlord】『聖光之王』拉格納羅斯
想要腐化已經腐化的炎魔會發生什麼事?負負得正,蟲子!
What happens when you try and corrupt a corrupted firelord? DOUBLE NEGATIVE, INSECT!

《牧師》

  • 【Hooded Acolyte】兜帽侍僧
你有看過哪個侍僧不戴兜帽的嗎?
Wait, what kind of acolyte doesn't wear a hood?
  • 【Power Word: Tentacles】真言術:纏
沒想到被觸手緊緊包纏的效果這麼好!
Because you're wrapped in a protective layer of… tentacles?
  • 【Darkshire Alchemist】夜色鎮鍊金師
她的手裡有油炸蛋糕的秘密配方。
The secret ingredient: liquified funnel cake.
  • 【Shadow Word: Horror】暗言術:懼
更精確地說,這招應該叫做「暗言術:吸」。
It's more succinct than "Shadow Word: Suck Into Vortex."
  • 【Shifting Shade】變幻魔影
比一般魔影更酷的是,它能變出一身肌肉!
Yeah, it's cooler in the shade, but you're also more likely to get JACKED.
  • 【Twilight Darkmender】暮光暗癒者
想用黑暗能量來治療,首先得把它從光中分離出來,然後用冷水清洗晾乾。
First she separates them from the lights, washes them in cold water, and hang-dries.
  • 【Forbidden Shaping】禁咒塑形
只是叫出來的手下身上都是黏液而已。
But the minion arrives covered in goo.
  • 【Embrace the Shadow】暗影之擁
奧奇奈靈魂牧師請病假的時候可以頂著用。
For when your Auchenai Soulpriests call in sick.
  • 【Herald Volazj】信使沃菈齊
他的工作內容就是大喊「尤格薩倫來囉!」
His whole job is yelling "Yogg-Saron comin'!"

《盜賊》

  • 【Bladed Cultist】帶刀的教徒
他不太能理解遞減效應是在幹嘛。
He has a poor understanding of the law of diminishing returns.
  • 【Shadow Strike】暗影打擊
其實和背刺差不多,只是從前面來,而且多捅兩下。
It's like a backstab, only from the front. And with two more stabs.
  • 【Southsea Squidface】南海魷魚人
快點!在我淹死之前讓我幫你磨個刀吧。
Quick! Before I drown! Let me sharpen your sword for you.
  • 【Journey Below】觀落陰
不必仰賴高科技VR裝置,也能有震撼視覺體驗。
Don't stop believing there's something below.
  • 【Undercity Huckster】幽暗城販子
嘿!想要來張對手的職業牌嗎?
Psst! Wanna buy a random class card (from your opponent's class)?
  • 【Thistle Tea】菊花茶
鎮熱解毒,清肝明目,還可以迅速恢復能量。
Aren't Thistles prickly?  Why would you drink them? I don't get Rogues.
  • 【Shadowcaster】暗影施法者
如果在拿人家的影子製造小小分身之前,有先詢問一下的話,就不算是沒禮貌的偷用了。
I mean, it's not creepy if you ASK before you steal their shadow to make a small replica of them to keep on your shelf.
  • 【Blade of C'Thun】克蘇恩之刃
克蘇恩需要祭品!最好是死亡之翼!
C'Thun demands a sacrifice! Preferably a Deathwing.
  • 【Xaril, Poisoned Mind】『毒化心智』薩瑞爾
從螳螂人手上接下來路不明的綠色液體,然後喝下去?我想這應該是你自己的問題。
It's basically your own fault if you go around drinking weird green potions handed out by creepy mantid dudes.

《薩滿》

  • 【Primal Fusion】原始融合
經典時尚品牌在周年慶期間推出全新系列的大地圖騰,全國各地專櫃皆有銷售。
Golce and Dabbana have a new line of Earth Totems available at vendors everywhere this holiday season.
  • 【Stormcrack】雷擊
雷雨特報!小心雷擊!
WARNING: DO NOT TOUCH THE PURPLE BALL OF LIGHTNING
  • 【Flamewreathed Faceless】覆焰無面者
他的手感發燙!轟!一發入魂!
He's on fire! Boomshakalaka!
  • 【Evolve】進化
你說你想要進化?但是每個人都想當人生勝利組啊,你說對吧?
So you say you want an evolution. Well, you know. We all want to change the board.
  • 【Master of Evolution】進化大師
在新遊戲「爐石寶可萌」裡,他應該會很實用。
Will be really useful in the new "Hearthémon" game.
  • 【Thing from Below】地底魔物
圖騰的魅力就是擋不住。
Just can't resist the opportunity to hang around with a bunch of totems.
  • 【Eternal Sentinel】永恆哨兵
小心,不要和它有眼神接觸。
Just try to avoid eye contact.
  • 【Hammer of Twilight】暮光神錘
停!別亂碰這把暮光的嘻哈神錘。
Stop! It's Twlight Hammer time.
  • 【Hallazeal the Ascended】飛升的海拉希爾
這是一種吃什麼就補什麼的概念。
Hallazeals all your dallazamage.

《術士》

  • 【Possessed Villager】著魔的村民
我想,他應該要去找人收個驚。
It's like a pinata! A lame disgusting horrific pinata.
  • 【Darkshire Councilman】夜色鎮議員
我就是人民的代言人!
Democracy in action!
  • 【Usher of Souls】靈魂接待員
接待的態度決定靈魂的高度!
Nothing unburdens your soul like a good ushing!
  • 【Forbidden Ritual】禁咒儀式
本儀式已獲得克蘇恩的全面支持。
Actually, C'Thun gives his full support for this ritual.
  • 【Darkshire Librarian】夜色鎮圖書管理員
逾期不還要賠十倍罰金。
Do NOT be late with your overdue fines.
  • 【Spreading Madness】瘋狂蔓延
夜色鎮鎮長呼籲居民戴上口罩,避免將蔓延的瘋狂傳染給觀光客。
Most citizens of Darkshire wear those surgical masks to prevent spreading Madness to tourists.
  • 【Renounce Darkness】棄暗投明
黑暗,掰掰!
SEE YA DARKNESS!
  • 【DOOM!】末日來臨!
艾澤拉斯的末日又來臨啦!
We ran out of space for "DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!"
  • 【Cho'gall】丘加利
即便過了這麼久,古爾丹還是會叫丘加利幫他去買咖啡和甜甜圈。
Even after all this time, Gul'dan still makes Cho'gall go get donuts and coffee.

《戰士》

  • 【N'Zoth's First Mate】恩若司的大副
其實他是被恩若司硬逼著cosplay成海盜的。
Hates when N'Zoth yells "Ahoy Matey!!", but there's not really much he can do about it.
  • 【Ravaging Ghoul】破壞狂食屍鬼
一旦登場,它的「魅力」絕對會風靡全場的手下。
But goes by "Ravishing Ghoul" when he hits the club.
  • 【Bloodhoof Brave】血蹄勇戰者
他以為這次的主題是「股神碎碎念」,於是興沖沖地跑來參加,想要跟著大賺一筆。
He thought the set was called "Flippers of the Old Cods" and hungrily volunteered to be in it.  He is definitely going to get his hearing checked.
  • 【Blood To Ichor】化血為膿
還有另一招叫化膿為血,會把這些鬼東西重新塞進你的體內。
For his next trick, he turns the ichor back to blood and stuffs it back in you.
  • 【Bloodsail Cultist】血帆教徒
為了那隻紅鸚鵡,他們可是非常地投入啊。
They're really just in it for the Blood Parrot.
  • 【Ancient Shieldbearer】上古執盾兵
我更挺得住!
Back in her day, each shield weighed two tons and she had to carry four of them on each arm!
  • 【Blood Warriors】血之邪咒
我想貧血的人可能不太適合這招。
They have an uneasy rivalry with the Blood Paladins.
  • 【Tentacles for Arms】再生觸手
沒錯,卡爾洛斯剛剛就是用觸手來打你的臉!
That's right. Garrosh just slapped you to death with a tentacle.
  • 【Malkorok】馬可羅克
他是卡爾洛斯的好兄弟。這是真的,難道要我幫你上網搜尋嗎。
Garrosh's best buddy. It's true. Look it up.

《中立》

  • 【Zealous Initiate】狂熱的新兵
菜鳥,你得冷靜下來做好該做的事。現在你該做的事就是去送死,讓別人得到一點小小的增強效果。
Ok, Initiate. You need to settle down and do your job. In this case, that means die so someone else can get a minor buff.
  • 【Tentacle of N'Zoth】恩若司的觸手
在這瘋狂的時代,觸手也妄想征服世界。
Because EVERYDAY is the Day of the Tentacle of N'zoth.
  • 【Twilight Geomancer】暮光地卜師
「聽好了,克蘇恩,等等一上場就大聲說『你媽長得像魚人』。」
"Ok C'Thun, repeat after me: 'Your mother was a hamster.'"
  • 【Bilefin Tidehunter】膽鰭獵潮者
膽汁能強健鰓鱗、鞏固鰭尾。
Bile actually makes for surprisingly sturdy fins.
  • 【Beckoner of Evil】召邪者
邪惡!來這裡,快點!
Here, Evil!  C'mon boy!
  • 【Twisted Worgen】扭曲的狼人
被古神腐化之後,有時會獲得無法言喻的力量,有時只會獲得+1攻擊力。哎呀,總不可能大家都是古神大樂透的頭彩得主吧。
Sometimes the Old Gods' corruptions gives you power untold, sometimes you get +1 Attack. We can’t all be winners in the Eldritch lottery.
  • 【Duskboar】灰暮野豬
你可以批評牠又臭又醜,但千萬別說牠老!
Often excluded from dinner parties.  To be fair, he is very boaring.
  • 【Am'gam Rager】閻熔狂怒者
強大的狂怒者家族又多了個生力軍。
peerc rewop
  • 【Spawn of N'Zoth】恩若司之子
誰是可愛又臭兮兮的恩若司啊?就是你啊!你是全世界最可愛的臭兮兮恩若司!
Who's a cute widdle N'Zoth? You are! Yes you are! Yes you're the cutest widdle N'Zoth in the whole world!!!
  • 【Squirming Tentacle】蠕動的觸手
看來我們都同意,先幹掉這隻蠕動的觸手是個好主意,對吧?
Yeah, I think we can agree that killing the squirming tentacle first is a good idea.
  • 【Twilight Elder】暮光長老
實在搞不懂現在暮光的年輕人在想什麼。尤其是那些輕小說和饒舌樂。
Just doesn't understand those Twilight Youngsters any more - with their comic books and their rock music.
  • 【Evolved Kobold】進化的狗頭人
你不能拿走我的觸手!
You no take tentacle!
  • 【Infested Tauren】感染的牛頭人
克普魯星區的主宰和古神的相似度也太高了吧。
The Overmind and the Old Gods are surprisingly similar.
  • 【Aberrant Berserker】變異狂戰士
我狂,故我在。
I berserk, therefore I am.
  • 【Polluted Hoarder】腐化的囤積者
骰太多需的下場就是這樣。
Roll ‘greed’ OR THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU.
  • 【C'Thun's Chosen】克蘇恩神選者
我選擇了你,你選擇了我,這是克蘇恩的選擇~
He gave her a promise ring and everything.
  • 【Psych-o-Tron】瘋癲機器人
比煩人機器人還要更煩。
"Annoyinger-o-Tron" was just too unwieldy. And accurate.
  • 【Cult Apothecary】邪教藥劑師
邪教裡也是需要藥劑師的。
Cults need pharmacists too.
  • 【Nerubian Prophet】奈幽預言者
自證預言理論的實踐家。
It’s a self-reducing prophecy.
  • 【Grotesque Dragonhawk】怪異龍鷹
人們總說「見怪不怪、其怪自敗」。但這句話不適用這隻龍鷹,因為它就是怪!
They say that "grotesque is in the eye of the beholder," but that's just because they've never seen a Grotesque Dragonhawk. Yikes!
  • 【Bog Creeper】泥沼蠕行者
它試過其他的移動方式,包括泥沼橫行、泥沼緩行和泥沼滾行,但每種都比不上泥沼蠕行的效率。
He's tried other things, but bog sidling, bog ambling, and bog trundling just aren't as effective as bog creeping.
  • 【Eldritch Horror】怪異懼獸
怪異…懼獸…它娘怎麼會給它取這麼難聽的名字?
Often wonders what path his life might have taken if he wasn't named, you know, "Eldritch Horror".
  • 【Faceless Behemoth】無面者巨人
他去過怪獸電影試鏡,但還是被一群從海底傳送門冒出來的怪物淘汰了。
Rejected names: Forty-Foot Faceless, Big ol' No-face, Huge Creature Sans Face, Teddy.
  • 【Disciple of C'Thun】克蘇恩的信徒
一旦加入了克蘇恩教派,就能馬上拿到餅乾。這就是克蘇恩最受歡迎的小秘密。
C’Thun’s recruiting pitch involves cookies, which is why it’s the most popular Old God.
  • 【Silithid Swarmer】異種群居蠍
如果你的英雄都不攻擊,那它不過就是隻不跟人家互動的「異種宅居蠍」罷了。
If your hero doesn't attack, it's just "Silithid Loner".
  • 【Midnight Drake】午夜飛龍
白天的時候一樣很可怕。
Still fearsome in the daytime.
  • 【Eater of Secrets】秘密吞食者
當他吃完爆炸陷阱之後,你不會想待在他附近的。因為他的肚肚應該會怪怪的…
You don't want to be around after it has eaten an explosive trap.  You thought Sludge Belcher was bad...
  • 【Blackwater Pirate】黑水海盜
「嘿,這些貨是從別船弄來的,算你便宜,要不要?快點,我等等還要跟亞煞拉懼開會啊!」
"Look, they fell off the back of a ship, do you want them or not? I have a meeting with Y'Shaarj in like ten minutes."
  • 【Corrupted Healbot】腐化治療機器人
比起腐化來說,補錯人才是真正的問題。
Not so much "corrupted" as "has terrible aim".
  • 【Corrupted Seer】腐化先知
對一個先知來說,有個水晶球就掛在眼前實在是非常方便的事情。
For seers, it's very handy to have your crystal ball hanging right in front of your face.
  • 【Skeram Cultist】斯克拉姆教徒
一切的榮耀都歸給克蘇恩!當然最重要的是+2/+2!
Just before he comes into play, there is an AWESOME training montage with C'thun.
  • 【Doomcaller】厄運召喚者
「哈囉,厄運在嗎?他不在的話可以幫我轉達嗎?」
"Hello, is Doom there? No? Can I leave a message?"
  • 【Faceless Shambler】蹣跚無面者
「那是什麼東西?」「我不知道!但它的輪廓越來越像伊瑟拉了!」
"What is that thing?!" "I'm not sure, but it seems to be sort of Y'sera shaped."
  • 【Twilight Summoner】暮光召喚師
殺死他只會讓他變得更強,強到你無法想像。
If you strike him down, he shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
  • 【Cyclopian Horror】獨眼恐懼怪
要怎樣才能成為一個恐懼怪呢?具體來說到底要多讓人恐懼才行?
What are the qualifications for being a 'Horror?'  Just how horrible do you have to be?
  • 【Validated Doomsayer】可信的末日預言者
他現在到了更好的地方,覺得日子過得還不錯。但是…他還是會想起那段當伐木機駕駛的時光。
Really feels good about himself and is in a much better place now. But… he sure does miss piloting those shredders.
  • 【Darkspeaker】暗語者
「暗!暗暗暗暗暗,暗暗暗!暗暗暗暗。」 - 聽它講話很辛苦,都不曉得自己什麼時候被偷罵。
People often think that Darkspeaker is the arch nemesis of Lightspeaker, but that title actually belongs to Heavyspeaker.
  • 【Crazed Worshipper】瘋狂的信奉者
每個月他們都會頒獎給捐最多香油錢的信徒。
Every month they share a pancake breakfast with the Perfectly Rational Worshippers.
  • 【Scaled Nightmare】夢魘魔龍
一暝可不只大一寸。
I like it because it scales.
  • 【Ancient Harbinger】上古先驅者
「親愛的,你可以去店裡帶個10費的手下回來嗎?謝啦!」
"honey, can u run down to the store and pick up some 10 cost minions? thx"
  • 【Blood of The Ancient One】上古魔物之血
一杯檸檬汁加上兩杯上古魔物之血,再灑上一點糖攪拌一下,一杯美味的飲料就誕生了!
Add two cups of Blood of the Ancient One to one cup of lemon juice. Add just a dash of sugar and stir. Delicious!
  • 【Shifter Zerus】變換者澤魯斯
終於可以打出三隻憤怒雞了!
It's like being able to play with THREE angry chickens!
  • 【Nat, the Darkfisher】『黑暗漁夫』納特
你可以奪走他的人性,但你永遠搶不走他的釣竿!
You can take away his humanity, but you will never take away his fishing pole.
  • 【Mukla, Tyrant of the Vale】『荊棘谷暴君』穆克拉
只要你手上有蕉,誰都動不了你!
Pro tip: DO NOT BOGART THE BANANAS.
  • 【Twin Emperor Vek'lor】雙子帝王維克洛爾
他們是根據年紀來做決定嗎?「我比你老兩分鐘,聽我的,燒了那座村子吧。」
Do they make decisions based on age? "I'm two minutes older therefore we burn this village."
  • 【Hogger, Doom of Elwynn】『艾爾文煞星』霍格
克蘇恩在睡前總會看看霍格有沒有偷偷躲在它的床下面。
When C'thun went to sleep, he checked under his bed for Hogger.
  • 【The Boogeymonster】飢餓巨怪
可惜,再怎麼會吃也還是吃不贏傳說中的小林王子。
Has 20 years of training in classical ballet, but ALLLLLL he ever gets asked to do is boogie.
  • 【Soggoth the Slitherer】『滑行者』索苟斯
千萬別和索苟斯說之後他會被主宰之劍殺掉,頭骨還成為觀光景點的事情。
Don't tell Soggoth, but in the future he gets totally owned by the Master's Glaive and his skull becomes a tourist attraction.
  • 【N'Zoth, the Corruptor】『腐化者』恩若司
螃蟹在海底唱歌的聲音和畫面在它腦海裡揮之不去,它只能靠對著別人碎碎念來紓解壓力。
Has not been able to get "Under the Sea" out of his head for like FIVE THOUSAND YEARS.
  • 【C'Thun】克蘇恩
克蘇恩最討厭的牌就是以眼還眼。
C'Thun's least favorite Hearthstone card: Eye for an Eye.
  • 【Yogg-Saron, Hope's End】『深沉絕望』尤格薩倫
有一千張嘴巴要餵,你說怎麼能不叫人絕望呢?
I spell your doom... Y-O-U-R D-O-O-M!
  • 【Y'Shaarj, Rage Unbound】『無盡之怒』亞煞拉懼
它和愛生氣應該可以當好朋友。
When he's working out, he binds all that rage back into a ponytail.
  • 【Deathwing, Dragonlord】『龍王』死亡之翼
這次死亡之翼有把大家的勸告聽進去了。他不再是一人球隊,開始和大家團隊合作。
To his credit, Deathwing really took to heart the feedback he was receiving that he needed to be "more of a team player".

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