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【閒聊】天譴軍聊天記錄

樓主 死都不用這啥噁心勇造 JTalbain
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是的,很有趣的標題,有趣到我在美版討論區看到,好奇點進去看。

說明一下,有個沒有在玩WoW的人,因為Blizzard創作比賽的啟發,只根據Wowwiki
和友人簡短的說明,寫了以下的東西,他友人幫他貼在[Ravenholdt]伺服器討論版上,
又有人轉貼到一般討論版上,所以我才看到。

原文網址: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=15864846564&sid=1

不太會翻,所以附上原文,以求不失原汁原味。

: 0. Scourge Chat Log   03/20/2009 05:22:14 AM PDT

: Disclaimer: I did not write this. This was written by a coworker of mine who
: does not play WoW, but was inspired by the Blizzard fanfiction contest anyway.

: So enjoy. And for the record - he had no idea about the cat in Naxxramas.


聲明:  這並不是我寫的,是由我沒玩WoW的同事所創作,
          雖然靈感還是由Blizzard的小說比賽啟發的。

所以,好好看吧,然後根據記錄,他不知道那克薩瑪斯那隻貓的事。


Scourge Chat Log

: ***User "theLichKing" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "theLichKing" 已進入聊天***

: [theLichKing]: Hey

[theLichKing]:

: [theLichKing]: Anyone there?
[theLichKing]: 有人在嗎?

: [theLichKing]: *drums fingers*
[theLichKing]: *無聊的敲著手指*

: ***User "Kel'Thuz4d" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 ""Kel'Thuz4d" 已進入聊天 ***

: [theLichKing]: Hey man.
[theLichKing]: 嗨老兄

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: my liege
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 吾王

: [theLichKing]: Listen, there's this thing I need you to do for me

[theLichKing]: 聽著,有件事我需要你幫我做

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: anything my liege
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 遵命,吾王

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: what army must i lay to waste
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 是誰的軍隊需要我來消滅

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: whose lands shall i decimate for ur glory

[Kel'Thuz4d]: 是誰的領地將由我來為了你的榮耀而腐化

: [theLichKing]: Um, yeah, I'm good on decimation for today. We're going to hold
: off on the decimation for, like, a week or so.

[theLichKing]: 嗯...啊,我最近搞了很多破壞,我們決定暫緩這些行動,大概...一星期吧

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

[Kel'Thuz4d]: 好吧?

: [theLichKing]: I was thinking. How much trouble do you think it would be to
: have a thermostat installed in the Throne Room?

[theLichKing]: 我剛在想,你覺得在王座這裝個暖氣會很麻煩嗎?

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: ...
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ...

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: y?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 嗯?

: [theLichKing]: It's really really cold in here.
[theLichKing]: 這裡真的真的很冷

: [theLichKing]: I'm Lord of the Scourge. I think I should get a thermostat.
[theLichKing]: 我是天譴軍的大王,我覺得我應該要裝個暖氣

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its a frozen throne
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 不行,這是個寒冰王座

: [theLichKing]: Right

[theLichKing]: 沒錯

: [theLichKing]: See that's exactly what I'm talking about. The throne is
: frozen. The chair that I sit on all day? Literally a block of ice.

[theLichKing]: 你看這正是我想說的,這王座冰住了,這個我整天坐的椅子?
                      根本就是塊冰!

: [theLichKing]: It is so very, very cold.
[theLichKing]: 它真的非常非常冷

: [theLichKing]: I actually cannot over-emphasize how cold I am on a daily basis.
[theLichKing]: 事實上,就算我再怎麼強調每一天過的有多冷都不為過
                      (感謝PTT版友bois來信指正之前我翻錯的句子)

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: but its supposed to be frozen
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 但它應該要被冰住

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: its the source of ur power
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 那是您力量的來源

: [theLichKing]: About that. Can I get my power transferred to some other source?
[theLichKing]: 關於這個... 我能把我的力量轉化成其他來源嗎?

: [theLichKing]: Something that isn't made out of ice that I then have to literally sit on?
[theLichKing]: 某個不是用冰做的,然後字面上來看我可以坐著的

: [theLichKing]: Someone dropped the ball there.
[theLichKing]: 某人搞砸了那個設計

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok so like what should it be then
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok 那它到底要長怎樣?

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: like a ring?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 像個戒指?

: [theLichKing]: A ring?
[theLichKing]: 戒指?

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: Seriously, a ring.
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 真的,一個戒指

: [theLichKing]: Do you _read_ history?
[theLichKing]: 你有讀過歷史 嗎?

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: so what then
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 不然要怎樣嘛

: [theLichKing]: I don't know. I'll think about it. Maybe an armoire.
[theLichKing]: 我不知道,我想想,也許是個精美的大櫥櫃

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: armor?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 大裝甲?

: [theLichKing]: No, not armor. An armoire. The furniture.
[theLichKing]: 不,不是裝甲,是櫥櫃,家具那個

: [theLichKing]: Oh but speaking of armor
[theLichKing]: 噢但是說到裝甲

: [theLichKing]: I have skulls on my kneecaps.

[theLichKing]: 我膝蓋上有骷髏頭

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: ok?

: [theLichKing]: No, it is _not_ okay.
[theLichKing]: 不,這一點都不okay

: [theLichKing]: I have skulls.
[theLichKing]: 我有骷髏頭

: [theLichKing]: On my _kneecaps_.
[theLichKing]: 在我"膝蓋上"

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: well for the thermostat i think u need approval from a supervisor
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 對了那個暖氣,我想你需要一個主管的認可

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: ill just get kiljaeden in here and well sort it out
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 我幫你叫基爾加丹,他應該會搞定一切

: [theLichKing]: No!
[theLichKing]: 不用!!

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: no its cool
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 不,沒關係

: [theLichKing]: No, don't...
[theLichKing]: 不,不要....

: [theLichKing]: Ugh, my old boss. I hate this guy.
[theLichKing]: 噢...我的前上司,我討厭這傢伙

: [theLichKing]: Ok I'll just...I'll act casual. Like old times.
[theLichKing]: 好吧 那麼我就...跟平常一樣,像過去那樣就好

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***

***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已進入聊天****

: [Killzone'jaeden]: This had better be important.
[Killzone'jaeden]: 這最好很重要    (這句是魔將NPC語音之一)

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah lich king here just wants a warmer throne room is all
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 就是,巫妖王想要一個比較溫暖的王座

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Warmer?
[Killzone'jaeden]:  溫暖?

: [theLichKing]: No it's really not necessary sir

[theLichKing]: 沒有,我並沒有非常需要,先生

: [Killzone'jaeden]: You want a warmer throne room?
[Killzone'jaeden]:  你想要一個比較溫暖的王座室?

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah
[Kel'Thuz4d]:

: [theLichKing]: No

[theLichKing]: 沒有

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: yeah he does
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 有,他想要

: [theLichKing]: I really don't.
[theLichKing]: 我真的不要

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Ok sure let me just get right on that

[Killzone'jaeden]: ok當然,就讓我來處理這件事

: [Killzone'jaeden]: I actually know these guys, they're really great, literally made out of fire
[Killzone'jaeden]: 其實我認識一些人,他們很優秀,簡直就是用火做的

: [Killzone'jaeden]: They could heat your room right up for you

[Killzone'jaeden]: 他們可以馬上幫你的房間加熱

: [Killzone'jaeden]: They're called the Burning Legion...why don't I just invite them to Azeroth so they can come and

[Killzone'jaeden]: 他們叫做燃燒軍團...為何我不邀請他們來艾澤拉斯然後他們
                           就能...

: [Killzone'jaeden]: OH WAIT

[Killzone'jaeden]: 噢等等!

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Someone's too busy being Chatty Cathy to PREPARE HIS WORLD FOR AN APOCALYPSE

[Killzone'jaeden]: 某人忙著當健談的凱西所以沒空去準備給他的世界來個啟示錄!!

: [theLichKing]: So sorry sir

[theLichKing]: 我很抱歉,先生

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Yeah, "sir," that's new
[Killzone'jaeden]: 啊,"先生",真新鮮

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: hey cmon though its not like weve just been sitting around

[Kel'Thuz4d]: 嘿別這樣,雖然這不像我們就坐在這然後

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: were spreading plague and stuff
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 散播瘟疫和啥的

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: we totally spread a lot of plague
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 我們真的散播了一大堆瘟疫

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: and dont forget the spider war
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 而且別忘了蜘蛛戰爭

: [theLichKing]: Actually I wouldn't mention that...

[theLichKing]: 其實我不太想提到那個

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Oh yes. The "Spider War."
[Killzone'jaeden]: 哦對. "蜘蛛戰爭"

: [Killzone'jaeden]: The "war" where you spent ten years getting rid
[Killzone'jaeden]: 那個戰爭,你花了十年來清除

: [Killzone'jaeden]: OF SPIDERS
[Killzone'jaeden]: 蜘蛛

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Check it out, I had a Mosquito War last night. Mosquito lands on me, I squish it. Done. Two seconds.

[Killzone'jaeden]: 你看,我昨晚打了場蚊子戰爭,蚊子飛到我身上,我打爛牠,搞定,兩秒。

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Didn't take me ten years
[Killzone'jaeden]: 可沒有花我十年

: [Killzone'jaeden]: BECAUSE I'M NOT AN IDIOT
[Killzone'jaeden]: 因 為 我 不 是 個 蠢 蛋

: [theLichKing]: Yes sir

[theLichKing]: 是的先生

: [theLichKing]: Very sorry sir.

[theLichKing]: 非常抱歉先生

: [theLichKing]: I'm on it.
[theLichKing]: 我正在處理

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Y'know what, you know who else might want to hear about this
[Killzone'jaeden]: 你知道嗎,你知道誰也想要聽這些事嗎

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Maybe I shold get Sargeras in here
[Killzone'jaeden]: 或許我應該叫薩格拉斯來這

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: sure
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 好啊

: [theLichKing]: NO! That's not necessary
[theLichKing]: 不用! 不需要!

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Hold on I'll go get him.
[Killzone'jaeden]: 等等,我這就去叫他

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has left the chat.***

***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已離開聊天***

: [theLichKing]: ARE YOU CRAZY

[theLichKing]: 你瘋了嗎!

: [theLichKing]: "Sure"? Do you know who Sargeras actually is??
[theLichKing]: "好啊"? 你真的知道薩格拉斯是誰嗎??

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: i think so hes alliance right
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 我想他是聯盟的對吧

: [theLichKing]: ...
[theLichKing]: ...

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: horde?
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 部落?

: [theLichKing]: *headdesk*
[theLichKing]: *用頭撞桌子*

: ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已進入聊天***

: [An00b'arak]: hay guise whats goin on in dis chat
[An00b'arak]: 嗨嗨 你們在聊啥啊

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]:

: [An00b'arak]: sup
[An00b'arak]:

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: sup

[Kel'Thuz4d]:

: [An00b'arak]: sup
[An00b'arak]:

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: whaaaazzzzaaaaaap
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 午安安安安安安安安安

: [An00b'arak]: what are yoooooou doing
[An00b'arak]: 日安安安安安安安安安安安安安安安

: [theLichKing]: GUYS

[theLichKing]: 你們!!!

: [theLichKing]: SERIOUSLY
[theLichKing]: 認真點

: [An00b'arak]: whats his problem

[An00b'arak]: 他是怎樣

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: hes cold
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 他很冷

: [An00b'arak]: well yeah he sits on a frozen throne inside of icecrown glacierwith a sword named frostmorn
[An00b'arak]: 喔也是,他拿著一把叫霜之哀傷的劍坐在一個在寒冰皇冠冰河的冰凍王
                     座上

: [An00b'arak]: the name icecrown glacier can only imply that among glaciers, which are themselves made of ice, this one is especially icy

[An00b'arak]: 而寒冰皇冠這名字也暗示著這位置在冰河之上,這裡本身就是用冰
                     做的,而那裏更是冰到不行

: [An00b'arak]: its possible there is some coldness involved

[An00b'arak]: 那邊很可能真的是有點冷

: [theLichKing]: _Thank_ you!
[theLichKing]: 謝! 謝! 你!

: [theLichKing]: Ok, so install me a thermostat pl0x.

[theLichKing]: 好吧,那幫我裝個暖氣,求你

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh boss ixnay on asking him to install stuff
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 呃主人,不要叫他幫你裝東西

: [An00b'arak]: what is that supposed to mean??

[An00b'arak]: 你說這話是啥意思??

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: uh
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 啊?

: [An00b'arak]: oh i get it

[An00b'arak]: 哦我懂了

: [An00b'arak]: bc im an arachnid?????
[An00b'arak]: 因為我是隻蜘蛛?????

: [An00b'arak]: and how could i possibly install a thermostat without thumbs
[An00b'arak]: 而且我沒有拇指,這樣要怎麼裝暖氣

: [An00b'arak]: racist

[An00b'arak]: 種族歧視者

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: no no no
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 不不不

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: well ok yeah how would that actually work
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 嗯好吧,沒拇指到底要怎麼裝?

: [An00b'arak]: im sure i dont know...im just an arachnid
[An00b'arak]: 我確定我不知道...我只是隻蜘蛛

: [An00b'arak]: guess what im not ashamed of what i am
[An00b'arak]: 你知道嗎,我並不因為我自己這樣感到可恥

: [An00b'arak]: >8< spider pride
[An00b'arak]: >8< 蜘蛛之光

: ***User "An00b'arak" has left the chat.***

***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已離開聊天***

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: thank god
[Kel'Thuz4d]: 感謝老天

: ***User "An00b'arak" has entered the chat.***

***使用者 "An00b'arak" 已進入聊天***

: [Kel'Thuz4d]: oh god

[Kel'Thuz4d]: 噢老天

: [An00b'arak]: im lodging a formal protest
[An00b'arak]: 我決定提出正式的抗議

: [An00b'arak]: i am going to let every1 know the scourge is not an equal opportunity employer
[An00b'arak]: 我將會讓大家知道天譴軍的員工待遇並不平等

: [An00b'arak]: and i am being discriminated against due to race

[An00b'arak]: 然後我因為屬不同而被歧視排擠

: [An00b'arak]: and species
[An00b'arak]: 還有種不同

: [An00b'arak]: and phylum
[An00b'arak]: 還有門不同

: [theLichKing]: Ok, look, there's no need to get upset

[theLichKing]: 好了,聽著,並不用為此感到沮喪

: [An00b'arak]: omg

[An00b'arak]: OMG

: [An00b'arak]: dont apologize for him arthas
[An00b'arak]: 不用為他道歉,阿薩斯

: ***User "Killzone'jaeden" has entered the chat.***
***使用者 "Killzone'jaeden" 已進入聊天***

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Sargeras is logging on now.

[Killzone'jaeden]: 薩格拉斯登入中

: [theLichKing]: Aw hell.
[theLichKing]: 噢靠

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Precisely.
[Killzone'jaeden]: 沒錯

: [theLichKing]: Listen, I wasn't complaining earlier, the temperature is fine...
[theLichKing]: 聽著,我剛剛沒在抱怨,這溫度很好沒有問題...

: [An00b'arak]: kiljaeden??

[An00b'arak]: 基爾加丹??

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Excuse me, who is this? I'm *Lord* Jaeden to anybody that's not a Dreadlord.
[Killzone'jaeden]: 抱歉,這位是? 對任何不是魔將的人而言,我是加丹*大王*

: [An00b'arak]: listen killy there is some phylumism going down in this piece

[An00b'arak]: 欸基基,這邊有一些,門歧視,的問題要處理

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Killy? Oh you do want to die don't you.
[Killzone'jaeden]:  基基? 噢看來你是想死是吧

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Also does nobody capitalize anymore?!
[Killzone'jaeden]: 還有,現在都沒人把第一個字大寫了嗎?!
                          (基爾聊天第一個字都大寫)

: [Killzone'jaeden]: I didn't spend seven aeons feasting on the souls of the righteous just so I could play typing games with the functionally illiterate.

[Killzone'jaeden]: 我可不是花了70億年享用這些正直的靈魂,來讓我能像文盲玩打字遊戲  
                          一樣

: [An00b'arak]: no im serious this is a real issue
[An00b'arak]: 不我很認真的,這是個嚴重的議題

: [Killzone'jaeden]: *What* is a real issue?
[Killzone'jaeden]: "什麼"嚴重的議題?

: [An00b'arak]: phylum
[An00b'arak]:

: [An00b'arak]: ism

[An00b'arak]: 歧視者

: [Killzone'jaeden]: You best start talking some English

[Killzone'jaeden]: 你最好開始給我講人話

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Where the hell is Sargeras?

[Killzone'jaeden]: 薩格拉斯死去哪了?

: [theLichKing]: Precisely.

[theLichKing]: 問的好

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Don't get cute.

[Killzone'jaeden]: 別自以為精明

: [An00b'arak]: i am being discriminated against on the basis of my spinal condition
[An00b'arak]: 我因為我的脊椎狀況而被排擠

: [Killzone'jaeden]: What is your spinal condition?
[Killzone'jaeden]: 你脊椎有啥狀況?

: [An00b'arak]: i dont have 1

[An00b'arak]: 我沒有脊椎

: [Killzone'jaeden]: What?

[Killzone'jaeden]: 蛤??

: [An00b'arak]: im an arachnid

[An00b'arak]: 我是隻蜘蛛

: [An00b'arak]: >8< spider power

[An00b'arak]: >8< 蜘蛛POWA!

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Hey LK I thought you squished all of them already. You spent ten years on these morons and you didn't even finish the job?

[Killzone'jaeden]: 欸巫妖,我以為你已經把他們全踩死了,你花了十年在這些智障上,
                          到現在都還沒完成?

: [An00b'arak]: what
[An00b'arak]: 嘎?

: [theLichKing]: Yeah I reanimated him. I'm the Lich King, it's sort of what I do.

[theLichKing]: 是啊我復活他了,我是巫妖王,這是我應該要做的

: [Killzone'jaeden]: So you smashed a bunch of bugs
[Killzone'jaeden]: 所以你踩扁一大群蟲子

: [Killzone'jaeden]: And then you were like,
[Killzone'jaeden]: 然後你像是:

: [Killzone'jaeden]: "Huh! I sure would like to have those bugs back again!"
[Killzone'jaeden]: "呵! 我想我需要這些蟲子回來!"

: [Killzone'jaeden]: Is your brain frozen or what?

[Killzone'jaeden]: 你腦袋是冰住了還怎樣?

: [theLichKing]: Ok that's kind of what I was getting at before.

[theLichKing]: 對,這就是之前我在講的那個

: [Killzone'jaeden]: That you're an idiot?
[Killzone'jaeden]: 那個,你是個白癡?

: [An00b'arak]: ur horrible
[An00b'arak]: 你好壞

: [An00b'arak]: ur a phylumist
[An00b'arak]: 你是個門歧視者
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face基於日前微軟官方表示 Internet Explorer 不再支援新的網路標準,可能無法使用新的應用程式來呈現網站內容,在瀏覽器支援度及網站安全性的雙重考量下,為了讓巴友們有更好的使用體驗,巴哈姆特即將於 2019年9月2日 停止支援 Internet Explorer 瀏覽器的頁面呈現和功能。
屆時建議您使用下述瀏覽器來瀏覽巴哈姆特:
。Google Chrome(推薦)
。Mozilla Firefox
。Microsoft Edge(Windows10以上的作業系統版本才可使用)

face我們了解您不想看到廣告的心情⋯ 若您願意支持巴哈姆特永續經營,請將 gamer.com.tw 加入廣告阻擋工具的白名單中,謝謝 !【教學】